*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
omfg im screamin
seeing pictures of money turns me on
curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
When it’s the day before school starts.
can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it
I will never not reblog this
Why is this not taught universally.
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN