awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

feralworks:


THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

Always reblog

feralworks:

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

Always reblog

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sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

(Source: impmon)

marleybones:

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face

all three

Well, if you insist ;)

(Source: sex-like-a-nympho)

(Source: jaidefinichon)

(Source: fushigikid)

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl)

nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

(Source: thiskiderik)

titytwochainz:

pussymitosis:

ghdos:

chinaija:

theogblackjesus:

Beyonce made the song “Single Ladies” and went home to her husband and left you lonely females to dance in a circle thinking you’re happy.

LMAO

image

image

so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

foxplant:

“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell