Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy.
But you have the most beautiful soul I’ve ever had the privilege of encountering,
So lets mutually respect one another’s boundaries and walk with the Lord together maybe.
just got a little emotional reading this… I love this.
You got the crazy part right.
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.